Milt Stegall’s got a great suit on tonight.  Matt Dunnigan’s got his crazy southern-speak dial set to 11.  Jock Climie looks like he’d rather be at the office reading This Week in Labour Law.  It’s Thursday Night Football!   Let’s do this!  One question:  who the hell are Bleed America?  I stopped following Canadian rock after Platinum Blonde broke up (the first time).

This game is starting out great!  A slugfest between two up-and-coming powerhouses.  A back and forth game with plenty of offense.  Love it.  Whoops.  That looked like it smarted.  Okay, game over.

Hey Safeway, why don’t you splurge on your one commercial and pay for some CFL footage instead of that blurry generic high school mush?  You’re an official CFL sponsor for chrissakes; throw your weight around.

Pre-game question:  What state is Matt Dunnigan from?  Louisiana.

First quarter question:  What state is Matt Dunnigan from?  Louisiana.

Second quarter question:  What state is Matt Dunnigan from?  Louisiana.

Halftime question:  What state is Matt Dunnigan from?  Louisiana.

Third quarter question:  What state is Matt Dunnigan from?  Louisiana.

Fourth quarter question:  What state is Matt Dunnigan from?  Louisiana.

Game wrap-up question:  What state is Matt Dunnigan from?  Louisiana.

Bonus question:  Who scored that own-goal for England at the FIFA semi-final game?  Steve Smith.  Seriously, just google “own goal” and “Edmonton”.  Google does not lie.

It would not matter if you used a bunch of extras from Mad Max: Fury Road, the CanAm Spiders barrelling down the open road will never look like anything but the geriatric scooter gang that chased George Constanza on Seinfeld.

This game was boring.

Yikes!  TSN loading up on the hot blondes for SportsCentre.  Well done, sirs.  By the way, I’ve always wanted to point out that TSN deserves some credit for changing SportsCenter to SportsCentre for Canada.  Everyone knows that the correct spelling of center is the wrong spelling.